One Line Punches by Navjot Singh Sidhu IPL
Ya fir Itihaas Banoge ,Ya fir Itihaas banaoge ...Ye IPL hai Guru
Guru Lagta Hai Ye log Top(Cannon) Se Murgi Maarenge
Godhe Ke Aage Bakri Lagaoge toh Aisa Hi hoga
Amrit Roz Roz peene se amrit ki wo mithaas nahi aati,jo vish k 2 ghunt peene k baad Amrit Peene mein Aati Hai
Fatta Aasmaan Aakhir Darji Kahaan Tak Seeyega
Jo Aave So Raazi Jaave
Baat Bani To Bani Nahi Toh Abdul Ghani
Apna Kamm Kita ..Khush mera Jita
Kohinoor k Heere ko kaun pasand nahi karega aur kohinoor ka heera shatabadiyo mein paida hota hai
Dubte Hue Insaan k aage Rassi k dono chorr Fenk Diye laughing smiley
Moorakh ko tamacha..samajhdar ko ishara ,Gadhe ko laathi ...Ghode Ko ishara
Maano Mast Haathi ho aur Paidal Sena ko kuchal raha hai
Rawaaniya Rukti Nahi..Jawaaniya Jhukti Nahismile smiley
Apni kiti mahan,na Hindu na Musalmaansmile smiley
Babool ke Boote laga k Aap Aam nahi Uga saktesmiley nerd
Chalne ki Taaqat Nahi,Naam Mazboot Khan
Choti si chingari Jangalon(Forest) ko jala deti haismiley nerd
Waqt Ki Maang Nazaqat Nahi Taakat
Sote Hue Sher k Muuh mein Hiran Chal kar nahi Aata
Khud K Sui Na Lagne Dena ,Aur Dusre ke Maarna Bhaala
Pashu Rassi Se KhiNche jaate hai aur Insaan Mann Sesmiley nerd
Jiski Abhilasha Mein Shakti Nahi ,Uski Kabhi bhi Purti Nahi
Ek Aag Wo Jo Chita Ko Jalati Hai ,Ek Aag Chinta Ki Jo Zindon Ko Jalati Hai
Aate Ka Chirag Tha,Ghar rakhoge to Choohe khayenge,Bahar rakho Kutte Khayenge
Waqt Khoobsoorat Mahotarama K Liye Bhi Nahi Rukta
Kabhi Ameer Kabhi Gareeb ,Kabhi Shah Kabhi Fakeer
IPL Mein ya Arsh Pe ya Frsh pe
Kheti Sukhne k baad Baarish Ho ,Koi Fayda Nahi
Andhere Mein Kaun Hai Koi Nahi Jaanta,Hawa Mein Kya Baat Hai Koi Nahi Jaanta
Koi Kitna Bhi Ghuma Le Dimaag K Ghode ,Ipl K Daaman Mein Kya Hai Koi Nahi Jaanta
Machhar Kitni Bhi Himmat Kare Baaz Jitna nahi Udd Sakta
Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Billi Mare Hue Chuhe se Khilwaad Kar rahi Ho
Kya Kaategi Kaanch Ki Talwaarlaughing smiley
Ye Toh Sui Ki Nok Se Unth(Camel) Nikalne ke Barabar Hai
Lehron ko Ilzaam dena chorh de,Tu Tairna Seekh Lesmiley nerd
Khatam Bhi Karo Ye Tamasha Khel Ka Khud Se Haare Hue Kisi Aur Se Kya Jeete
Sitaro K Aage Jahaan Aur Bhi Hai IPL K Aage Imtehaan Aur Bhi Hai