One Line Punches by Navjot Singh Sidhu IPL

Category: Shayari Published: Wednesday, 18 November 2020 Written by Super User
Sidhu IPL Commentary

Ya fir Itihaas Banoge ,Ya fir Itihaas banaoge ...Ye IPL hai Guru    


Guru Lagta Hai Ye log Top(Cannon) Se Murgi Maarenge

 

Godhe Ke Aage Bakri Lagaoge toh Aisa Hi hoga 

 

Amrit Roz Roz peene se amrit ki wo mithaas nahi aati,jo vish k 2 ghunt peene k baad Amrit Peene mein Aati Hai     

 

Fatta Aasmaan Aakhir Darji Kahaan Tak Seeyega    

 

Jo Aave So Raazi Jaave 

 

Baat Bani To Bani Nahi Toh Abdul Ghani     

  

Apna Kamm Kita ..Khush mera Jita

 

 Kohinoor k Heere ko kaun pasand nahi karega aur kohinoor ka heera shatabadiyo mein paida hota hai 

 

 Dubte Hue Insaan k aage Rassi k dono chorr Fenk Diye laughing smiley    

 

 Moorakh ko tamacha..samajhdar ko ishara ,Gadhe ko laathi ...Ghode Ko ishara

 

 Maano Mast Haathi ho aur Paidal Sena ko kuchal raha hai 


Rawaaniya Rukti Nahi..Jawaaniya Jhukti Nahismile smiley    


Apni kiti mahan,na Hindu na Musalmaansmile smiley    


Babool ke Boote laga k Aap Aam nahi Uga saktesmiley nerd    


Chalne ki Taaqat Nahi,Naam Mazboot Khan


 Choti si chingari Jangalon(Forest) ko jala deti haismiley nerd    


Waqt Ki Maang Nazaqat Nahi Taakat

 

Sote Hue Sher k Muuh mein Hiran Chal kar nahi Aata

 

Khud K Sui Na Lagne Dena ,Aur Dusre ke Maarna Bhaala

 

Pashu Rassi Se KhiNche jaate hai aur Insaan Mann Sesmiley nerd    


Jiski Abhilasha Mein Shakti Nahi ,Uski Kabhi bhi Purti Nahi

 

Ek Aag Wo Jo Chita Ko Jalati Hai ,Ek Aag Chinta Ki Jo Zindon Ko Jalati Hai


Aate Ka Chirag Tha,Ghar rakhoge to Choohe khayenge,Bahar rakho Kutte Khayenge    

 

Waqt Khoobsoorat Mahotarama K Liye Bhi Nahi Rukta  

  

Kabhi Ameer Kabhi Gareeb ,Kabhi Shah Kabhi Fakeer

 

IPL Mein ya Arsh Pe ya Frsh pe   


Kheti Sukhne k baad Baarish Ho ,Koi Fayda Nahi    


Andhere Mein Kaun Hai Koi Nahi Jaanta,Hawa Mein Kya Baat Hai Koi Nahi Jaanta

Koi Kitna Bhi Ghuma Le Dimaag K Ghode ,Ipl K Daaman Mein Kya Hai Koi Nahi Jaanta    


Machhar Kitni Bhi Himmat Kare Baaz Jitna nahi Udd Sakta


 

Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Billi Mare Hue Chuhe se Khilwaad Kar rahi Ho


Kya Kaategi Kaanch Ki Talwaarlaughing smiley


Ye Toh Sui Ki Nok Se Unth(Camel) Nikalne ke Barabar Hai 


Lehron ko Ilzaam dena chorh de,Tu Tairna Seekh Lesmiley nerd   

Khatam Bhi Karo Ye Tamasha Khel Ka Khud Se Haare Hue Kisi Aur Se Kya Jeete

 Sitaro K Aage Jahaan Aur Bhi Hai IPL K Aage Imtehaan Aur Bhi Hai   



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